Thirteen highly questionable life choices
Meet the crew
Bartenders, thieves, doctors, drifters, dealers, nervous wrecks and exactly one lion who insists he is managing it.

Meffff the Lion
Same lion. Worse choices.
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Sniffles the Hyena
Shakes cocktails. Stirs drama.
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Widow Fro
Glamour. Venom. No patience.
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Twitch the Ass
All nerves. No brakes.
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Crank the Meerkat
That's not smoke. It's progress.
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Doctor Goose
Qualified. Questionably.
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Molly the Moth
Falls for lights. And losers.
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Ket Kev the Zebra
Peppermint stripes. Pharmaceutical vibes.
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Badger Baz
Small badger. Big problems.
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Patches the Raccoon
If it's missing, ask Patches.
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Benny the Bat
Sleeps upside down. Thinks the world is too.
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Noddy the Sloth
Half asleep. Whole problem.
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Shakes the Chihuahua
Tiny body. Huge overreaction.
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